Valentine’s Day is coming, y’all… Do you favor the typical gifts, or would you rather have something more original? Say, a special book?
You know those candy hearts that show up around this time of year? The ones with sweet mottos like “Crazy 4 U” or “Kiss Me” written on them? I’ve always thought they needed to be more specific. And by that I mean…bookish. Here are ten new conversation hearts that don’t exist but totally should.
(For the purpose of this post, we’re pretending that these candies actually have flavors, when we all know they really taste like chalk with slight tints of artificial coloring.)
Do I know why “love” is abbreviated “luv” when it saves only one letter and looks ridiculous? No, I do not. Just go with it. This is your standard “declare where your heart is” candy.
Ideal flavor: Classic cherry.
Use this as an excuse to keep reading…not that you need an excuse. (And not that you actually need to keep to the limit described here.)
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